some Dog watchin

I love our TIVO machine. We record the most random shows to watch. We love specials like .... Our 80 year old children, The smallest People in the World, and Little People Big World. The other night we asked the kids to watch Little People Big World since #2 spotted a Dwarf at Walmart and chose to publicly point her out.




Any way. We used to watch Dog the Bounty Hunter. Well for whatever reason it's been awhile since we've joined in on one of their bounties. Last night the episode we watched took them from Hawaii to San Francisco. I was so caught up in the drama. I felt kinda silly. But in the end the bad guy got what was coming and Beth, Dog's wife, was crying b/c she didn't have to pay his $75,000 bail bond.

This Dog Chapman and his crew really baffle me. They love the Lord. They love to pray. They cuss like sailors (not just to the bad guys but to each other as well). Dog loves to have kids (he has got I think 9). Beth's boobs are bigger than Dolly Parton's. They called people "bra" instead of bro. Dog still hasn't made enough money to get his teeth fixed. He never wears anything but workout clothes or JUST a black leather vest. His hair is an amazing wonder (no telling how long it takes him to fix it). Dog likes his woman Beth to dress on the dirty side (which she does whether he likes it or not). Dog vacuums his house daily, side note: he used to sell vacuum cleaners.

Although Dog's appearance really grosses me out, I still love to watch the show. I admire the love that He and his "posse" share. I like that they are honest and real with one another. But my most favorite part about the show is after the capture. When they take a man down, they're cussing him out. Threatening him to behave. Once they got the bad guy in the car, they give him a cigarette. They talk to him about the choices he has made. They let him use their phone to call a mom or wife. In their own unique way they share God's love to the criminal. I like it. It's so not the picture that I would paint of Christianity, but what do I know. I am just a sheltered Georgia girl who was raised in the Bible belt where almost every and anyone knows how to pretend to be a Christian.